....Alright, alright so if i'm the only one in the world who thinks he's being screwed by his bank, and his bank employees, not just sometimes, but all the time!!! Then fuck me... right?... So then, with that being said, raise your hand if you've ever paid for these gratuitous and overly abusive "overdraft fees" only to be punished further by having your deposits held for eleven days (business days, mind you) just because you've overdrawn one or two dollars more than once in the last year. " Well, due to your excessive overdrawing we have to hold this check until it clears." "???" Did i not pay for those overdrafts??? Did i not give you 33 American dollars for every time i went beyond my means as i swiped your precious ATM card??? The ATM card that has my name on it but which you can and do turn off, without notice, at any time you feel is convenient for you and your benefit. Ever tasted a 40 dollar bean and cheese burrito??? It tastes just like 7 dollar one with a side of chipotle overdraft sauce!!! Also, is it really necessary for those " continuous-overdraft fees"??? That's an extra five dollars a day for the time in between you actually overdraft and the time you actually put CASH in to cover it. How incredibly rude and distrusting you are.
If i happen to accidentally overdraw on my account ,but put money in to cover it within a reasonable time frame, i would think that should be a solid recovery on my part. Yes, i do think you should give me that one! But i understand, you're not here to help.
When i get statements that say how much interest i have accumulated this last quarter it's pretty mind blowing to see how much my bank does nothing for me except to make me cry in front of bank management and pretty bank teller girls.
I mean what happened to people helping people? "Yes, put your money here it will be safe and you will get interest on top of it and this cool shitty stuffed pony that looks just like the one you fell off of when you were 10!"
Straight up, i'm taking all my fuckin' money out, getting a lead safe, and a goddamn 9mm. Pauly D did it and now look how happy he is (see photo above). No more overdraft fees, no more service fees, transfer fees, telephone fees, checking fees, and bitch employees. Not now, not ever!!!
